Reasons behind namez..?

* DOSA

Gives "SUyyE" sound two ("dho" in hindi) times
and
got the name DoSuyyE.
Gradually became Dosa:) (in short!)

-Long long ago,
our school teacher's joke

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* PIZZA

Let 'Z' be radius
'A' be height

What is the formula for volume?

\pi*r*r*h

Hence the name PIZZA
HA Ha.::)

*By frnd
Prashanth

autoJOK(e)Ography series contd.,

*Self-created questions and Self-Cooked-UP answers.

Q1. Which TEA every1 likes?

ans. beau'TEA' of nature- TEA for eyez:)

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Q2. part [1]:If bollywood plans (in future- on Ag*-screen!!) a movie on life-e-Story of Dev Anand Ji and Shammi Ji,
Can U recommend a good name?
(*Ag-means SILVER)

ans. THE ROmannTIK PICTURE

part [2]: Whom do you recommend for the rolez?

ans. AK*, SRK*

*acronymz: AK- Amir khan
SRK: Shah Rukh Khan

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Q3. Can you suggest an opt title for ROCKSTAR part 2??

ans. MOUNTAIN-STAR:)


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Q4: Can you suggest new courses in engineering/technology?

B.E.Tech or B.E.E: Bachelor of enlightenment(and/or)entertainment technology/engineering

*courses(core)
courses(optional)

-left as an exercise!:)


ALL COPY RIGHTS(OR LEFTS) ARE UNRESERVED!!:)

-sai bhai

autoJOK(e)Ography

Dr. Mr.Humour: Hi patient 'Funny'! What's the problem?

Patient Mr.Funny: I caught FEVERR, KOLDE, KAAFF..

(Dr.Humour interrupts!)

Dr. Humour: 'Running' noze!!

Patient Funny: No Dr.Humuor, its JOGGING noze!

Dr. Humour: Fine!
make sure that it(nose) wears proper shoes and JOG.

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*just an inspiration:

God, grant me the laughter
to see the past with perspective,
to face the future with hope,
and to celebrate today...
without taking myself too seriously.

http://www.drhumor.com/

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